The Shortest Celebrity Marriages In Hollywood

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Some Hollywood marriages last for ages and become the ultimate relationship goals, like Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick or Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Others, on the other hand, can't even make it a full year or even a full week. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got divorced after 72 days, for example, while Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage did only a little better and made it three months before calling it quits.

It will forever be a mystery to us why some of these romances came to a sudden halt. But others, for reasons like age, incompatibility, or rushing to the altar, we all saw coming. Here, we've gathered the shortest marriages in Hollywood history. Read on — we're guessing some of them were so short you might have missed them.

Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries

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How long did they last? 72 days

Kim Kardashian's fairytale marriage to Kris Humphries lasted a whopping 72 days. They got hitched in a $10 million wedding on August 20, 2011 and filed for divorce on October 31, 2011. That means every day of their marriage cost $138,888. Good thing they made a reported $18 million for airing the nuptials on TV and selling exclusive pics.

Jennifer Lopez And Chris Judd

March 26, 2001 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Eight months

Jennifer Lopez and her backup dancer Chris Judd married in October 2001 and were together for just eight months before splitting in July 2002. This came after J.Lo's first husband Ojani Noa: They got hitched in February 1997 and ended things 13 months later. Jenny and her third husband Marc Anthony lasted for a record seven years before their split in the summer of 2011.

Katy Perry And Russell Brand

December 2, 2011 - Jason Merritt/Getty Images North America
How long did they last? 14 months

Remember this seemingly odd yet perfect match? And their grand Indian wedding? Well, sadly they parted ways just over a year after promising they'd love each other forever.

Fred Armisen And Elizabeth Moss

September 19, 2009 - Frazer Harrison/Getty Images North America
How long did they last? Eight months

Drew Barrymore And Tom Green

October 22, 2000 - Bauer Griffin

How long did they last? Five months

Drew Barrymore has had two extremely short marriages. The first was a 30-day marriage to bar owner Jeremy Thomas in 1994 when she was 19, then she had five months of wedded bliss with comedian Tom Green before they called it quits in 2001.

This one hurt. The funny man and television queen ended things in under a year, making only a few adorable red carpet appearances together.

Jim Carrey And Lauren Holly

How long did they last? Eight months

This '90s couple met on set but didn't make it long after their walk down the aisle — they said goodbye in 1997 after their 1996 ceremony.

Pamela Anderson And Kid Rock

February 15, 2003 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Four months

After divorcing Tommy Lee, Anderson went for another rock star but it ended the same way, albeit in a much shorter time period. Tabloid rumors abound about why she and Kid Rock split after 122 days. The best one said Kid was so upset about her cameo in Borat that he wanted a divorce.

Bradley Cooper And Jennifer Esposito

November 5, 2006 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Four months

Bradley Cooper called Jennifer Esposito his wife for four months before they broke things off in 2007 after walking down the aisle in a low-key ceremony on December 30, 2006. Apparently the split was "mutual."

Nicolas Cage And Lisa Marie Presley

June 11, 2002 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Three months

Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, had a 20-month marriage to Michael Jackson from May 1994 to December 1995. Then she did it again in the summer of 2002 with Nicolas Cage. They spent a little over three months together as bride and groom before calling it quits in November 2002.

Johnny Depp And Amber Heard

September 3, 2015 - Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images Europe
How long did they last? 18 months

Although they fell in love quickly after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary, Depp and Heard reportedly "got in so many fights," according to People. Heard ended the marriage a year and a half after they married. She filed a restraining order against the actor claiming physical and verbal abuse.

Kaley Cuoco And Ryan Sweeting

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How long did they last? 21 months

Kaley Cuoco taught us all a lesson about tattoos when she had to cover up her wedding date ink with a butterfly after her marriage to Ryan Sweeting ended a mere year and a half later.

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Eddie Murphy And Tracey Edmonds

February 5, 2007 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Two weeks

They were married in Bora Bora so the marriage wasn't valid in the United States anyways, but two weeks after the ceremony they released a statement to People: "After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

Colin Farrell And Amelia Warner

How long did they last? Six months

These two got married when he was 25 and she was only 19, so it's no wonder it didn't have staying power. But Amelia is doing just fine these days, she's now married to the one and only Christian Grey.

Renee Zellweger And Kenny Chesney

How long did they last? Four months

Actress Renee Zellweger and country star Kenny Chesney met in January 2005 at a benefit concert then rushed right down the aisle in May of that year. It didn't take long for them to realize the quick wedding wasn't the best decision and they filed for an annulment four months later. By New Year's Eve that year it was like the marriage had never happened.

Robin Givens And Mike Tyson

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How long did they last? 11 months

Robin Givens met Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson in March 1987. They married in February 1988 then divorced on Valentine's Day 1989. Robin went on to have another record-setting short marriage in 1997 when she married her tennis instructor, Svetozar Marinković, and decided to separate that very same day. They filed for divorce months later.

Britney Spears And Jason Allen Alexander

November 16, 2003 - Frank Micelotta/Getty Images Entertainment
How long did they last? Two days

Britney Spears tied the knot for the first time on January 3, 2004 at The Little White Wedding Chapel in, you guessed it: Las Vegas. She got hitched to her childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander and then turned around 55 hours later and got the nuptials annulled. She claimed she "lacked understanding of her actions." But she really thought things through when she married Kevin Federline later that year.

Audrina Patridge And Corey Bohan

March 17, 2016 - Jason Kempin/Getty Images North America

How long did they last? 10 months

This pair had a beautiful baby girl together before tying the knot and then quickly untying that knot when things got ugly. It got so bad, in fact, that Audrina had to file a restraining order on her ex because she feared for her and her daughter's safety.

Jeremy Renner And Sonni Pacheco

September 22, 2014 - Paul Morigi/Getty Images North America
How long did they last? 10 months

After welcoming a daughter together in 2013, the two quietly got hitched. Only to have a particularly nasty and publicized divorce less than a year later.

Hank Azaria And Helen Hunt

How long did they last? 11 months

Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt made it five years as boyfriend and girlfriend, but they only lasted 11 months as a married couple. They got hitched in July 1999, then were dunzo by the next summer.

Chad Michael Murray And Sophia Bush

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April 21, 2005 - Bauer Griffin
How long did they last? Five months

One Tree Hill
co-stars Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush lasted five months after walking down the aisle in April 2005. It was only a matter of time before Mr. Murray started dating someone else on the OTH set: cheerleader extra Kenzie Dalton. They were engaged for seven years before parting ways in 2013.

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